Busted Zipper

My brother Preston got home from his mission July 2009, it was a happy time! His mission was in the Southern states so he ate lots of fried foods and to put it nicely he gained like 40lbs it was quite alarming to see him when he got home since he had always been so scrawny!

Anyways the weight pretty much started started falling off within a few months after he'd gotten home. Which was kind of dumb because we had all bought him clothes to fit his new body. But the clothes got too big with in a few weeks!

So one day Preston was talking with me and my mom and all of the sudden he took off his shorts without unbuttoning or unzipping them. It was a little alarming to see him standing there in his underwear.. but not really because it's Preston. Then he says, 'Hey guys I wanna show you something, I can jump into my shorts."

He then holds his shorts out at arms length and jumps into the air and tries to jump into them (keep in mind they're all buttoned and zipped) and completely destroys his zipper! So my mom had to sew the zipper up. It was funny.

(Fresh off the plane!)

(Present Preston.. he looks so good!)

Funny text message

I have to *blog* this down so I don't forget about it.

The other day I was texting this person, I was going to bed so it was time for the goodnight messages, you know how that goes.

Me- Okay well I will let you go!

Person I was texting (PIWT)- Alright, have a god night

**Huh? Ba hahaha**

PIWT- By god I mean good, but god be with you too


Hahahahahahahahahahah I might have laughed so hard. Am I the only one who thinks that is hilarious? Oh well. Please be my best friend.


MOVING ON..

I recently discovered Tumblr blogs. This person I know has one and he puts the funniest jokes on it. Here is a link to his tumblr. Arthur's Tumblr. Kind of creepy because I don't know him all that well, but we went to In & Out one time with Kirsten (cousin), actually the only time I have ever been there! He is just a great human being and really good friends with my cousin  Jan.

He also has lots of pictures of women, so if that makes you feel inadequate and uncomfortable then you'll just have to get past that.  Haha just kidding. So everything I am copying is from Arthur's Tumblr. I do not claim it, this is not plagiarism people.


A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because its a duck.

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

You know what? Love isn't  blind. It's retarded.

A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says “Give me some Chap stick, put it on my bill!” But the cash register attendee doesn’t speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he’d need Chap stick anyway, since he has no lips.

Here is a picture:

Just because every blog should have a picture. And I wish I could wear hats every single day.

It snowed in April!

Yes it is true. In Salt Lake City, UT there was a freak snowstorm that lasted about 10 minutes! Luckily it didn't put a damper on the whole weekend!

I LOVE CONFERENCE WEEKEND. More than any weekend. And it happens twice a year, it is when our church leaders get up and give talks about various subjects like self reliance, family, marriage, repentance. I honestly just think it is the greatest thing. It helps me refocus and realize those things I need to work on to become a better me. And to be better for my future if I happen to be a wife or a mother some day ;)

So instead of writing about it I will post pictures because pictures are worth 1,000 words, yeah? So this will be about 30,000 words. Cool, here we go.

(Before we went shopping!)

 

(Little sis)

(We all wore solid colors!! Fun fun, I'm not pregnant)

(Waiting for the trax)

(Oh my lovely ladies!!)

(Hello dad, you seem happy to see me)

(I had to sit by myself on the trax so I took candids the WHOLE time) 

(Mother had a hard time buttoning her coat)

(I've found the golden ticket!)

(No, I found the golden ticket!!!)

(Actually I've got it alright? Alright)

(My cute sisters

(Motab practicing with Mack Wilberg)

(Waiting for conference to begin!)

(The conference center is beautiful!)

(The Watson clan and me!)

STORY TIME! Remember when I was in the Hill Cumorah Pageant this past summer? Well we were split up into cast teams and we had cast team leaders, they were kind of like our parents while we were there! These were my cast team leaders! The Watson's, and that is their son Mark ( he leaves on his mission this June!! Crazy), he was at that pageant as well, and I love him because he reads my blog and he is probably the sweetest boy I have ever met in my life. I am going to wait for him while he is on his mission. Haha I'm just kidding but I give his parents credit because they are so so awesome, I wish they were my next door neighbors. I honestly can't formulate words to describe how amazing all three of them are!   I was SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM!! They are from Canada so it was very special for me to be able to talk with them for a few minutes, until the snow started.. sheesh

(Waiting for the trax again)

(Driving home with my punk cousin Ben)

(I posted this because it is the most unflattering picture I have ever seen of myself)

(OH MY GOSH Dallin Fisher, my goodlooking cousin)

(That is a huge picture of him on the left, and on the right is a cardboard cut out hahaha)

(We had way too much fun with those! Miss you Dallin)

If you would like to watch General Conference CLICK HERE it should be available by Thursday or Friday.

Other things happened this weekend that involve Mexican food and an elderly British woman named Margaret that I will post about later. Maybe later today because I am pretty bored.

As always, thanks for reading